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  • clotpolesonly:

    firebirdeternal:

    taraljc:

    xjessr:

    ATTENTION ALL GIRLS: Being a ride or die means staying by a man’s side whether he has $500 or $5. Not when he cheats 10 times and you stay.

    “Ride or Die” also means that if he ever hits you, he dies, and you call your bff for a ride.

    Loyalty through hardship is one thing, loyalty through cruelty is another. 

    Loyalty through hardship is one thing, loyalty through cruelty is another.

    (via beautybitches)

    • 5 years ago
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  • alexander:

    arianamediana:

    geodude:

    spvniishcvndy:

    Latinas invented Dramatic 😂

    LMFAO

    *Throws wine at white dress*

     *GAY GASP*

    “oh my god” in spanish

    • 5 years ago
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  • abananaisaweapon:
“kugel-and-kombucha:
“ lastoneout:
“ tonidorsay:
“ ealperin:
“ hamacidal:
“ ultrafunnypictures:
“ You can read up to 500 words per minute
”
THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK
”
I. FEEL. LIKE. A GOD.
”
Oh thank heavens someone decent...

    abananaisaweapon:

    kugel-and-kombucha:

    lastoneout:

    tonidorsay:

    ealperin:

    hamacidal:

    ultrafunnypictures:

    You can read up to 500 words per minute

    THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

    I. FEEL. LIKE. A GOD.

    Oh thank heavens someone decent reblogged this…

    I feel like this is also why playing video games like Pokemon taught me to be a fast reader. I was impatient so I set the text speed to high and just went with it. It freaking works.

    image

    I AM SOBBING OMG

    (via giggle)

    • 5 years ago
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  • yesimchxnging:

    just a psa: ITS OKAY TO BE SINGLE. ITS OKAY TO NOT WANT OR HAVE A GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND. with valentine’s day coming up, it tends to put people in a bitter mood because they have no significant other but honestly? its not a big deal. appreciate your friends, family, pets, and of course yourself, whether you have a partner or not. spread the love regardless.

    • 5 years ago
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  • obviousplant:
“Eat at Jeff Burger
”

    obviousplant:

    Eat at Jeff Burger

    (via tastefullyoffensive)

    • 5 years ago
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  • loadingartist:

    CRIME PAYS

    (he robbed my store :( )

    (via tastefullyoffensive)

    Source: loadingartist.com
    • 5 years ago
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    tastefullyoffensive:

    Mom needs a drink.

    • 5 years ago
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  • theroyaltutorimagines:

    I’ve only been rebloging stuff until now on Net Neutrality, but I need to speak out myself about this.

    How many of you are in college, planning to go to college, have graduated college, or heard about college?

    Well we all know that college is not free! And most importantly, it’s considered a necessity to your financial path as most jobs now adays require a degree of some sorts.

    And since the internet is where you email teachers, do lectures, classes, homework, I doubt colleges will stop doing online work. So the cost from losing Net Neutrality is just going to factor into your tuition.

    Need to buy a textbook from a class?

    Too bad you can’t load amazon and when you do, the shipping for the book is $15+ and the library copy is out.

    Say good-bye to googling helpful research for projects, hello library books! Hopefully they have some books on your topic!

    Need to email your teacher a question for that assignment you procrastinated on?

    Well too bad! You’re email won’t load because you’re a poor college student! Looks like you’ll have to take a bad grade!

    Are you needing to send your students a document for the upcoming test?

    Too bad some of them didn’t buy the google package, so they won’t be able to see it anyway!

    Need internet in general for online class takers or just regular students?

    No problem! I guess we’ll just make college more expensive so every student can have a school owned laptop with fast lane internet so they can do the work!

    I mean, not like college is expensive or anything. All those low income families can afford to be in debt for a decade or so longer!

    Please, please, PLEASE speak out against this! Don’t let the topic be silenced!

    (via )

    • 5 years ago
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  • dealing with the worst case scenario

    astrologypixies:

    4velitta4:

    lilypotterr:

    • your condom breaks
    • you feel a lump on your breast
    • your friends are ignoring you
    • you’re stranded on an island 
    • you got rejected by a crush
    • you get into a car accident
    • you got stung by a bee/wasp
    • you got fired from your job
    • you’re in an earthquake
    • your tattoo gets infected
    • your house is on fire
    • you’re lost in the woods
    • you get arrested abroad
    • you get robbed
    • your partner cheated on you
    • you’re on a ship that’s sinking
    • you fall into ice
    • you’re stuck in an elevator
    • you hit a deer with your car
    • you have food poisoning
    • your pet passed away
    • you fall off of a horse
    • you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
    • you have toxic shock syndrome
    • your house has a gas leak

    I feel like this could be useful in my future

    REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

    (via mimistuhdys)

    • 5 years ago
    • 1343057 notes
  • “Peace is when time doesn’t matter as it passes by.”
    — Maria Schell (via lazypacific)

    (via l-xah)

    • 5 years ago
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